After 9/11, the government legitimized toenail clippers as weapons. Millions were confiscated from airline passengers' carry-on luggage. When the file is extended, it can be used as a small knife to jab into the eye of an attacker or hold at a victim's throat near their jugular vein as a threat of lethal portions.

Albert Einstein once said , “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” Now i can too, say the similar thing. Hi5, Einstein! From the very moment my toe nail clipper and dental plier are confiscated, the content of this world wide practiced anti- terrorist policy has discombobulates me.  If only Ancient Chinese martial masters would have regretted toenail clipper being deemed floccinaucinihilipilifacation, it would have throw modern westerners into catalepsy and fear for the equipotency of toe nail clipper to of a A-bomb. 


  An array of Robust Earth Nuclear Penetrator, readied in disguise of pentel oil pastels. A  terrible display of military power in a 7 years old kid competing against other kid's arsenal.
               




   A Japanese made Kamikaze bear-drone sighted with a RisingSunNeckCutter (code ToenailClipper).
     Note the capitalist smile which obviously make believe as a decoy during espionage operation.

 


  Rear view of the mass destruction weapon prototype NC-1.
 This is not a toy for display.

                                      



''Nobody move, or her cuticle gets it..''
                                                   



This is not subjected to any of the current existing policy, but a mere parody.





    What about the papaya launcher?  These babies
    carry thousand tons of pounding forces. Well it's all lies in imagination.
                                         



What about the voluptuous lady with 5 inch long katar-like nails?

                                   




Just for laugh, douchebags.